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Notable Qualities
I think that in leu of bio sections on dating site profiles , people should post screenshots of the notes section in their phones. Those tell a LOT more about a person than “I like dogs, working out with muh boys and occasionally enjoying a glass of wine”. Instead, if we could peruse their notes,… Continue reading
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I Forgot To Bring A Glass Of Water With Me To Bed: A Thought Thread
I’m thirsty.Guess I need to go get a water.Nah, I’ll be fine.Maybe this chapstick will help.My lips feel like crisco spread over tissue paper. I’m thirsty. I should just go get water.I’m gonna use this mouth spray instead.I’m thirstyThat spray doesn’t last long enough.I have gum in my nightstand tray.I’ll use that.It could fall out… Continue reading
Creating Peace From the Pieces 