humor
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Notable Qualities
I think that in leu of bio sections on dating site profiles , people should post screenshots of the notes section in their phones. Those tell a LOT more about a person than “I like dogs, working out with muh boys and occasionally enjoying a glass of wine”. Instead, if we could peruse their notes, Continue reading
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I Forgot To Bring A Glass Of Water With Me To Bed: A Thought Thread
I’m thirsty.Guess I need to go get a water.Nah, I’ll be fine.Maybe this chapstick will help.My lips feel like crisco spread over tissue paper. I’m thirsty. I should just go get water.I’m gonna use this mouth spray instead.I’m thirstyThat spray doesn’t last long enough.I have gum in my nightstand tray.I’ll use that.It could fall out Continue reading
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An Ibs story
Once, years ago, I was dealing with a particularly excruciating bout of ibs. My friend and I were on our way back from a day out, and I could feel I wasn’t going to make it home. I had the whole gurgly stomach with cramping, and hot smelly air had begun to escape from my Continue reading
Creating Peace From the Pieces 